Saturday, December 29, 2012

Dear Mom

Thank you for pointing out that I misspelled "shiksa" in the previous post. You'll note I have corrected the error.

I know my efforts aren't for naught, as at least one person, you, is reading this blog. Nevertheless, kindly refrain from emailing me your comments every time a post makes you chuckle. Kindly refrain from referring to me as "disgruntled one." I get it. You think I'm funny. You think I write well. Thank you. I appreciate the encouragement, but would prefer it from a publisher.
Yours,
K

Monday, December 10, 2012

Festival of Lights - 2012

I decorated the mantle with blue and white lights; and my spouse called me a "shiksa." I bought our 9 1/2-year-old a profanity laden Green Day CD. Who knew music came with ratings and warnings? Both kids seem chagrined about the lack of toys this year. Five more nights to go. Oy vey.